I get a text from a friend of mine (we’ll call him Alex) telling me that there’s a bear party at Casa Cupula this particular weekend. He says it’s called Bearadise, the Horniest Party in Puerto Vallarta. 

So we purchased our tickets and decided to go. If the party sucks, my friend and I can get the party started because we’re both “caliente” all the time.

In the past, Bearadise was a yearly four-day festival, but due to covid, they decided to make it a smaller pool party. If you know me, you know it’s right up my alley, and I love bears!

Casa Cupula, the Perfect Venue?

Casa Cupula is located on top of a hill in the Old Town of Puerto Vallarta. They also have their Naked Pool Parties here on Saturdays. I reviewed this venue a couple of weeks ago. Feel free to read it to get a good sense of the layout.

The great thing about Bearadise and Casa Cupula is that it’s a venue that’s familiar with gay clothing-optional events. Therefore, a big bear clothing-optional party sounds off the freaking hook.

The other great thing is that Bearadise advertises a “Cruisey Garden,” which is not something gay Puerto Vallarta adversities often. I mean, unless you’re heading to Spartacus bathhouse. 

In other words, if you’re at this clothing-optional event and you see a bear you like, you’ll have a play area to lick, suck, and more. How awesome is that!? 

But how sexy does it get? Do people use the cruisey garden? Is the party really that horny? Don’t worry. I’ll answer all of your questions. I want to make sure you guys know all the details.

Arriving at Bearadise at Casa Cupula

I arrived within the first hour of the party. I want to take in the smell of bears in the wild as much as possible.

It’s early enough, so Alex and I grab a seat to place our things.

No one is naked yet. It looks like people are waiting for someone to make the first move.

Getting Naked at Bearadise

I love nudity, but I also love a nice Speedo tan. So I get down to my Speedos and grab a bottle of water to start. After all, hydration is my downfall, so I need to stay on top of it.

My friend decides he’s going to explore the venue.

While he explores, I make friends, start chatting and make a plan to get naked. I decide I’ll get naked when my friend comes back.

As Alex returns, he’s already naked. He’s accompanied by a hairless twink in his 20’s.

The twink is rock hard as he followed my friend around. It makes sense, my friend is not just a show-er, but he is also a grower. He boasts an impressive nine inches of manpower.

I’ll get back to this story in a later section, but now I want to talk about Bearadise and what you should expect.

My Experience at Beardise 

Let’s talk about Beardise’s cruisey garden.

When you enter Casa Cupulas pool, you walk down a ramp and make a left into the pool. But this time, there was an open gate where you could walk forward.

As I explored this area, I noticed how big Casa Cupula really is. They have terraces, gardens, a back house, and a walkway that swerves into a lovely cabana.

I walked down a few steps and noticed several comfortable seating areas to my right. Tables, love seats, and ottomans gave this area a nice feel.

I walked a few more steps and discovered a clothing and bag check for $50 pesos. On the opposite side, there’s a barbeque pit where they sold burgers and chips. The food looks great, but unfortunately, I didn’t get a chance to try it.

As I stood naked, a couple of guys joined me. They just wanted to check out the area, but they were in swim trunks.

They’re a couple of backpackers from Mexico taking a long vacation to explore as much of the country as they can.

They’re both attractive, rugged types with lots of hair all over their chest. One has a nice beard, and the other is sporting a 5 o’clock shadow.

The funny thing about talking with naked men is that you don’t know where to look. Is it okay to look at their penis? Should you make eye contact one hundred percent of the time?

Looking is not a problem for me. Even though I sparked up a conversation with these two guys, I don’t mind if people look. We’re here to have fun. Let’s all relax.

After our awkward but friendly conversation, I decide to head back to the pool. But, it’s nice to make two new friends.

The Bearadise Pool

As I walk into the pool, I realize I’m still the only one naked.

I notice a group of three guys looking at me. One of them decides to take his swim trunks off. Then sparks up a conversation.

“You’ve inspired me,” he says. “You make it look so easy and natural.”

“Thank you,” I reply. “It’s all about enjoying yourself and having fun. Everyone should get naked!”

I introduce myself to all three guys. It’s nice to make friends at parties like this. To be honest, everyone here is outgoing.

As I spend more time with them, one by one, they begin taking everything off.

And just like that, I made three more friends. Eventually, the two friends I made earlier and my new group of three became one big group.

The Men at Bearadise

What type of men should you expect at Bearadise? Since it’s a bear party, it comes as no surprise that many men here are bears.

But it was a lot more than that. To start, two bear furries were working at the party. They were naked from the waist down. However, each walked around with a raging hard-on. If I had to guess why the organizer hired them, it’s because of their thick, long cocks.

I couldn’t help but get mesmerized each time they walked by. To make matters cuter, each one wore a bear costume on their head. They were so cute. I wanted them both at the same time.

Two sexy go-go dancers performed naked on stage. They slow danced while stripping. It was a show of masculinity I have only seen at Campus in Montreal, Canada.

At one point, one of the strippers went off stage to show off his beautiful dick. Then he grabbed yours truly and shoved his thick shaft in my mouth!

Let’s just say the night was getting hotter by the minute.

Getting back to the type of men you can find at this party, there were many big bear types. 

The ages ranged from late 20s to 50’s.

Some bears were typical of bear body types, while others were hairy muscle daddies. Most if not all men were hairy and bearded.

However, on the flip side, there were many bear chasers. Some hairless bottoms, others were thin otter types.

There are many great things about this party, but what I love more is the camaraderie of it all. Everyone was friendly and willing to spark a conversation.

Not to mention the later it became, the hornier the men got.

If I have one critique, it was the handless drinking contest. Four men randomly picked chugged a beer with their hands behind their back. And even though many enjoyed it, it seemed forced to me.

How Sexy Does the Crusey Garden Get?

At the beginning of Bearadise, my friend Alex came back naked after exploring the venue. A hairless 25-year-old power bottom is following him around with a raging hard-on.

All eyes are on my friend’s enormous cock. He looks at me while taking a sip of his drink and says, “I’ll be right back. I’m going to explore the garden.”

“I’ll go explore in a minute,” I reply.

After 20 minutes, I decided to explore the garden to see if anyone is cruising. After all, that’s why it’s there.

As I arrive, I observe my surroundings but notice Alex pounding his hairless twink. The twink is on all fours while my friend manages to get every last centimeter inside of him.

Their size difference is hot! And even though we’ve both seen each other in action, I wanted to let them do their thing without being a creepy voyeur.

I decided to chill in the pool and make some friends. I noticed a couple go into the garden to hook up. 

Later on in the day, I saw another couple explore the garden.  

So far, so good. Not super busy, but at least people are using it.

As my group of friends became a group of six, they became more frisky as the party progressed.

Hands roamed freely, and everyone in my group is now groping each other while talking. All of them are now hard.

I mention the cruisey garden, and everyone’s ears perk up. I don’t think they knew of the garden until I said something. 

If there’s anything that will make the party better, it’s to make the play area obvious.

So, I grabbed my new friends, and we all explore the garden.

What I didn’t know is that Alex was talking to another guy. They both join us. Now it was a group of eight.

We walked up to the cabana at the lowest terrace.

A few guys from the party notice the group in the cabana and decide to join. Now the group is larger.

A hungry bottom starts devouring Alex. He’s on all fours servicing, naked. 

Then the tops of the group start taking turns on the bottoms. They go from guy to guy, mouth to mouth, bottom to bottom. Stretching any hole they can get into.

One by one, the guys start cuming. Each guy feeds off the horniness and eruption of juices. Multiple guys start cumming at once. It’s now a cum show of force.

Sometimes, getting the party started is worth it! This is a horny start to the horniest party in Puerto Vallarta! That’s for sure!

So How Sexy Does the Crusey Garden Get?

Since this was the first naked bear pool party, it was somewhat cruisey but not Berlin cruisey. However, I think my group was a lot of fun and knew how to get a good romp going.

As I chatted with the organizer, he informed me that this is the first of many monthly horny parties to come.

This tells me that they will get better and hornier as time goes on.

And guess what? He already has another planned during pride. He’s calling it Bear Pride, and it’s May 27-30!

Even though there are details to be determined, I’m sure this is going to be hotter, hornier, and better.

Keep your eyes on Bearadise and these monthly bear-naked pool parties. They very well might become the best and horniest parties in Puerto Vallarta.

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Let me break it down for you:

• Bearadise is $400 pesos pre-sale or $500 at the door.
• About 60 percent of people were nude,
• Guys from late 20s to 50s years of age,
• Lots of bear body types, most hairy-chested and bearded. Muscle daddies, otters, and bear chasers also attended the party.
• The clothes check is $50 pesos,
• Food and drinks for sale,
• The cruisey garden is great, not used too much, but I think some people didn’t know where it was. I think it’s only going to get hornier as these parties continue. So let’s spread the word!
• Even though this party was great, I get the feeling it will only get better! If you manage to be in Puerto Vallarta during one of these bear parties, YOU NEED TO CHECK IT OUT!

Do I recommend Bearadise and these monthly horny pool parties? Yes. It’s one of the best parties I’ve attended in Puerto Vallarta. Having a cruisey garden is a game changer!

Bear Pride (created by the Bearadise organizer Christian Serrano) is May 27-30, during pride. Details to be determined but Bear Pride tickets will be on sale at https://bearadisemx.com soon.