Holy mother of God, guys, I just came from Firewood Madrid, and I got Fucked every which way for three hours.

This week in Madrid has been hit and miss, but with the help of one of my friends who lives here, he was able to give me some direction.

Firewood is an incredible place, but it only gets busy one day out of the week. On all other days, the venue is pretty empty. Thankfully, my friend and I went on the busiest day.

We met and had a drink next door. While sipping our drinks, we noticed the line at Firewood got so long it literally wrapped around the block. So we decided to stop drinking and just get in line before it got too long.

At this point, they informed us it was at capacity, and no one was going in until people left.

Thankfully, it didn’t take too long before a few guys left. We got in about 15 minutes after waiting in line.

Firewood Madrid, The Venue

Firewood is an exciting place.

There’s a doorman who walks you through it all. He tells me it’s 15 euros upon entering, but that gives you two beers or soft drinks. Or you have the option to pay more if you’re into cocktails. Your choice.

So I entered and paid my 15 euros. They gave me a bracelet with a locker key on it. It had the number 46 on it. 

Firewood is a clothing-optional bar. That means you must get in underwear or jockstrap or be completely naked.

According to my friend, some people go during the week, but its usually pretty empty. He said there’s only one day during the day when Firewood is busy. And that’s the day he took me, and OMG! I am so glad he did.

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Next, let me tell you about the venue.

The place is small but packs a lot of punch with everything you need. It consists of about five rooms. But we’re going to start with the locker room.

The locker room

The locker room and the bar are next to each other. Upon entering, you’ll see the lockers on the left side. You have the lockers and benches. The bar is right across that. There is no divider. It’s one big space.

The Playrooms at Firewood Madrid

You have two options from the locker room: continue past the locker room to get to a bigger space with bunk beds, a sling, seats, some tables, and a pitched black darkroom behind that. Or you can walk towards the bar, past a few tables that look like barrels, a few barstools, and into a room with two slings.

The pitch-black darkroom is so dark you can’t even see your hand in front of your face. Eventually, your eyes adjust, but not as much as you think.

The sling room has two slings, some platforms with leather cushions for comfort, and past this, there’s a hallway to the restrooms.

It’s a little small, but it can hold roughly 150 men. Since it was full today, about 100 or 150 guys were here. But I can’t remember the number of lockers there are. There were so many guys here. It was amazing.

The men

Firewood attracts a variety of men, but most guys that come here are hairy, fit, furry studs with muscular bodies and beautiful bears. Some are heavy and hairy but still handsome. The men are just so beautiful in many ways.

And the most interesting thing is that the majority of the men that I was able to play with have massive cocks. How often do you enter a room full of men who are all hung?

You’ll see everything from chiseled to slender to very hairy to muscular. Most of the men were bearded. Some of them just looked like they would fuck you sideways till Tuesday.

And all the guys are hard as a rock. I was worried for my orifices.

The ages ranged from, say, early 30s to maybe 60s.

Most men seemed to be Spaniards. However, I saw a couple of tourists, and I only knew them because I met them at other venues.

I saw some French guys, and I heard some Americans speaking. I met a Mexican guy as well.

If I had to guesstimate, I would say roughly 3% of the crowd were tourists. Everybody else was Spanish.

But it almost doesn’t matter because Spanish men are so handsome and horny that they’ll give it to you hard!

Firewood made it easy. There was no need to wander around for hours (or minutes) to find some good D. All you needed was a few seconds before getting filled by a stud.

Pretension was out the window. It was about getting off. The passion and the heat were felt throughout the entire place. Everyone fed off each other’s arousal, making it more welcoming and horny. It’s a wild place, for sure. It’s the best venue I’ve checked out so far.

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The Hot Action

It is a free-for-all! Everyone is revved up, and H-O-R-N-Y! There’s no time to chat, no time for hellos. It’s about whether you will get on your knees or not.

The men here just want to get it on.

The darkroom is a free space for everyone, and it’s the busiest. It’s the place you can get the most action.

I saw many guys getting sucked off as they leaned against the wall. Other bottoms were on all fours, waiting for anyone to plow them. And several tops willing to take them on.

The next busiest room was the sling room closest to the restrooms. Here, the light was red, but it had dark corners.

You could get on your knees and have guys stick their hot Spanish meat in your mouth, suck a guy off, move on to the next, then the next, and the next until your jaw got sore.

During my visit here, it was so busy, and hands were free-roaming, touching everything and everyone.

You should expect to get fucked every which way.

Firewood is a place that is free of BS. There’s no walking around for a long time until you meet Prince Charming. It’s about fucking. No hang-ups, just animal instinct.

In a sense, cruising is non-existent because as soon as you enter, you’re getting fucked. Or at least, that was my experience. Speaking of which, I’ll provide all the dirty details of my experience in the upcoming guide.

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Let’s break it down:

It’s 15 Euros, CASH ONLY, or 18 Euros at the door. That gives you two drinks and a locker for your clothes.

I dare you to come in here and count the amount of dicks you’ll play with. I swear you’ll lose count.

If you’re picky and only want to play with the best-looking guy in the house, this place is not for you.

Website: https://firewoodbarmadrid.com/

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