This time I decided to go to Sauna Paraiso. I mean, I’m a pro now, right? I lost my gay sauna virginity to Sauna Octopus. See one sauna, you’ve seen them all. Or so I thought. I was SO WRONG!

Sauna Paraiso is a straight shot from my hostel, Room007 (Yes, Double “O” Seven… It’s a sign!) It’s about 15 minutes walking. Not too bad.

I get there and I know the drill. You pay 16 Euros at the machine before handing it over to the guys at the counter.

I get a towel, a key for my locker and a couple of condoms. I wonder why this place gives you two condoms and Sauna Octopus gives you one? Are guys hornier here? I guess I’ll wait and see.

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Sauna Paraiso Facilities

Today is Thursday (It’s relevant, trust me but first I gotta get there.) I get to my locker. I take off my clothes and wrap my towel around me. Let’s find the shower and walk around to get a feel for this place.

I’m ready. Been there done that. I’ve learned from my previous experience. Lets begin.

I enter Sauna Paraiso. Oh my god, it’s beautiful. To the left of the locker room there’s a bar and lounge center. You can have a drink and chill if you want.

As you enter Sauna Paraiso, you walk down a beautiful hallway with couches along the right. There’s a long pool to your left. The entire place looks like one giant cave system.

The place is immaculately clean. I mean, even the floor is dry. I don’t know how they do it. Now I see what they mean by other places are dirty. The standards are so high! The color also helps it look clean. I walk and make a left at the pool. There’s a jacuzzi past the pool. But this section is dark and my eyes need to adjust first.

I walk into a Turkish Bath. I don’t know what that is but por que no? It’s so dark I’m afraid I’m going to fall. I mean seriously. My eyes start to adjust a bit and I see a red glow and a mirror. Oh wait. That’s not a mirror, I don’t see my reflection. That’s a glass. You’re looking into another room. It’s a dry sauna. I get out of the Turkish Bath and walk into the dry sauna next door. There is a small door to your right that you’ll miss until your eyes are adjusted. It’s another section of the dry sauna. This place is like a maze. Does anyone ever collapse in here because they can’t find their way out?

I don’t know if there’s anyone here. It’s too dark. It doesn’t matter, I’m just looking around.

I get out and walk around some more. The dark cave is beautiful. But it’s long and definitely cavernous. It goes on and on. Corridors of private rooms all over the place. I see several guys cruising around. There’s another section that looks like it goes underground… I didn’t explore that area.

The Men at Sauna Paraiso Will Make You Scream Jesus, For Sure!

Lets just say I’ve never seen so many hot guys in one place. Each man was more handsome than the other. I’m not exaggerating. I can’t believe it. A lot of them sport a nice beard and a beautiful hairy chest. More guys are fit at Sauna Paraiso. Only a couple of bears.

Their website says Sauna Paraiso is a young guy venue. I don’t find young guys attractive. I assumed everyone would be little itty bitty twinks. Nope. The men here are beautiful. They’re stallions. They’ve got beautiful faces.

One by one men dropped their towels getting into the jacuzzi. I’ve never seen so many men sporting an eight or nine incher. What the hell is going on here? What the actual fuck? No really… Is this a practical joke? Am I on Impractical Jokers or something? “Lets see how tempted James gets with 40 men with all nine inch cocks???”

Wow. I need a shower. But where the hell is it? At this point I swear I’ve seen all of Sauna Paraiso. I go to the bar area and I ask them. They politely take me to them. It’s next to the Turkish Bath. I couldn’t see them because it’s so freaking dark! Now I feel like an idiot. A blind one.

The Turkish Bath

Let’s see what this place is about. I love steam rooms aka Turkish Baths. I’m still freaked out by how dark it is. I don’t want to stumble on anyone. My hand is sticking straight out looking for a wall. I feel stupid. I find a seat and thankfully don’t sit on anyones lap.

My eyes adjust the tiniest bit and see two guys sitting next to me. Or maybe it’s one? Oh… It’s two guys. They’re wrapped around each other so tightly I can’t tell which one is which. It’s like a piece of art work. If this art is about the male physiology and how a giant cock fits perfectly into a hole, then yes, it’s a work of art. They begin moaning. There’s squishy noises coming from the right of me. I’m gonna let them be…

I walk into the dry sauna. The dry sauna has a bit more light.

What Next? The Pool

The pool is my happy place. It’s big enough where I can sit alone, even though there’s a few others.

There’s bubbles coming from the pool but it’s not a jacuzzi. I like this place. Everyone’s around my age. However, in the States guys my age are so picky no one gets anywhere with each other. I wonder if it’s the same here?

There’s a couple sitting in front of me. One guy asks me for the time and we start talking. He says Thursdays are the day to be here. People come to play and there’s a lot of tourists checking out the place. Although, they all seem like locals, I saw one or two American tourists. Everyone here is beautiful and latin and it feels good to be with people like you. It helps that they’re all handsome.

We proceed to chat and the guy tells me Friday’s, Saturdays and Sundays are way overcrowded. However, he says it’s filled with people coming from bars. Many of them start the after-party here. Although, I should mention he said they’ll be drunk or high, or coked up. Not knocking it, just want you to know what the locals told me.

Eager to use all the amenities, I go back to the Turkish Bath. My eyes, fully adjusted by this point. You’ll see silhouettes, their sexy beard, the puff of hair on their chest. On occasion, when the light hits them right, you’ll see the enormous outline of their pollones (as the Spanish like to call giant cocks.)

Pollas, Pollas and More Pollas at Sauna Paraiso

It’s great how it happens. At first it’s dark, then you see the light. The Turkish Bath is actually full of people. I sat and observed. A cluster of men on their knees pleasuring their suitors. The others watched and played with their pollones. 

The men are warm and very sensual. They’re kissing, making out slowly as if they’ve know each other for a long time. They caress their bodies with pleasure. It’s better than the “wam bam thank you ma’am” approach. These guys are making love to each other. It’s pure passion! It’s so hot to watch.

The more men enter the Turkish Bath the more participate. The men are heated. They start grabbing at me. Leave me be yo, I just want to watch. More and more men try to take my towel off but I gently move their hands away. They get the picture at this point but as new guys come in the more they try.

At one point three guys are vehemently passing around one guy so intensely, the guy asks for a break and I hear one of them say “it’s getting intense in here for sure!”

The sexual tension is permeating the walls of this place. I get out of there and head into the quieter and less crowded dry sauna. Only four men including me but all three men are pleasuring themselves. This place is an oasis for gay men. I cannot believe it.

As I walk around Sauna Paraiso, I see several guys stroking each other, making their way into the private rooms. Other guys are cruising around looking for something that catches their eye.

I head back to the pool and this guy flashes me his rock hard cock. While asking if I’m into poppers. I say no and he literally says “forget it then…” Annoyed, I roll my eyes and keep walking. I nicknamed him the Poppers Queen. He literally went around the room asking everyone if they’re into poppers.

Sauna Paraiso is For Younger Guys in their 30’s

Although, you’ll find guys mostly in their 30’s and 40’s I did see a few guys post 50. Something about the marketing of these Saunas really works. Sauna Paraiso is advertised as the “young guy” sauna. This turned out to be true. Sauna Octopus is the bear sauna… Now that I’m here, I can tell. There’s another one called Sauna Principe. That one is for daddies, 50 year’s old and up.

The Handsome Stallion Next Door

As I’m changing in the locker room this beautiful man changes next to me. He’s muscular. His chest is full of hair. He takes off his towel and of course he’s hung… Why wouldn’t he be? His face is so handsome and chiseled. He’s a typical Spanish stud. I look and my jaw literally drops open. I can’t believe he’s so attractive.

So I tell him “Hi. May I just say, you look very good in all ways!” He looks at me and says “Thanks handsome, you do too… I’d let you touch my polla but he’s tired now…” He puts his hand on my shoulders and says “Have a good rest of your day guy…” And we part ways…

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Let Me Break It Down For You:

Sauna Paraiso is incredible! Do I recommend it? Holy hell, I DO!

Go on a Thursday. Many local and non-local guys come on this night. It’s also a chill vibe. It’s busy.

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday are a party scene. It’s overcrowded with people coming and going to the bars. If you’re into this crowd, this is the day to go. However, some patrons will be drunk or high or coked up. Just so you know.

16 Euros at the door.

You get one towel, shower sandals, a locker room key and two condoms.

This place is immaculately clean.

Sauna Paraiso is enormous.

I’ve never seen so many hung stallions in one place.

The etiquette here is, if you’re not interested you simply and gently move their hand away from you if they’re trying to touch you and move on. It’s hassle free and no drama.

The men are not as forward here as the other sauna I visited… but don’t be shy… make your move.

If you’re interested in someone, touch their leg… If they don’t move your hand away, then you’re good to play.

Sauna Paraiso is a place to encounter for sure!

More info? Check out their website: http://www.saunaparaiso.com/

Check out their promo video. It’s a little corny but you get the drill:

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