I just happened to be on Instagram when Bears Bar (not to be confused with Hot Bears Bar) in Madrid popped up in my feed.

“NAKED NIGHT! TONIGHT, 19:00h,” it said.

As spontaneous as it was, I went. And oh my god, it was AMAZING. 

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Some Pre-Planning

Before coming to Madrid, I researched, and there is nothing on their website. I couldn’t find any reviews. Nothing that says Bears Bar in Madrid is a wild, sexy den of sin, where gay bears can be free to be lusty.

Ultimately, this was just another bear bar in my eyes.

The naked night info is minimal, to say the least, but I discovered it’s once a month. Thankfully, I’m here for this month’s naked party. Naturally, I decided to go and review it.

I had so much fun while I was there and I want to tell you all about it.

Bears Bar Madrid

Bears bar is a small, thin bar. It does not have a dark room, and I haven’t heard anything about it, so I didn’t know whether it would be sexy or awkward.

I took a shower, got ready, and went. I would leave if I thought it was terrible, but I was very nervous.

So I arrive an hour and a half into the start of the party, and there is no line out the door, which tells me that there are not many people.

I opened the door, and bar employee standing right behind the door explained to me:

“Here’s a plastic bag, and here is a bracelet. They both have your number on it. Put all your clothes in this bag and submit it behind the bar. Show the bartender your number every time you want a drink. Pay before you leave.

There’s a two-drink minimum. Enjoy.”

Super nervous, I continue to walk inside. It is so busy. It’s shoulder to shoulder, and I am a little shy and hesitant at this point, not to mention the lights are bright, so you cannot hide any blemishes. 

I have acne on my chest that I’m really self-conscious of. I didn’t know how to hide my acne scars with the lights on at full blast.

I proceeded anyway.

I took off my clothes, put them in the bag, and the bartender next to me said, “Submit this to the bartender in the back.”

Now, I have to do the walk of shame all the way from the front of the bar to the end, where the second bar is located. 

Let Me Tell You a Bit About Penises

First, I should mention that if you’re reading this post and you don’t know this is a gay travel blog (that’s sex-positive), you might want to stop here. I want everyone to know the explicit details so they know what they can find when they go to Bears Bar Madrid.

Let’s continue.

Everyone is naked!

Unless you’re exceptionally hung and your penis is heavy, your penis doesn’t hang straight down. It kind of points downward at a 45° angle, and sometimes, if it’s not that big when it’s soft, it sticks straight out.

Sometimes, the angle at which you stand makes it stick out, even if you’re not hard.

So now I have to take my bag of clothes to the back of the place.

The Venue

The bar is to my left, and a wall with a giant mirror is to my right.

Basically, men are lined up against the wall on one side. And either seated or standing against the bar on the other side. All were chatting with each other, making friends and such. 

And as they parted so I could walk through, each turned my direction, full-frontal, stood up, squished against the wall, and let me through.

It was such a tight space that I could feel every man’s penis graze my legs as I walked. One by one, I felt their cocks hit the front of my leg and slowly rub across it until the next penis grazed it. It was a wild feeling.

Let Me Back Up: My New Old Friend

When I arrived, I walked in behind a younger guy, and an older gentleman walked in after me.

The younger guy and I started undressing together. We chatted about how nervous we were. It was both of our first time at Bears Bar Naked Night.

The older guy overheard our conversation and told us he was a regular. We had nothing to be nervous about. He’s probably in his 60s and very nice.

So the older gentleman turns to me and says, “Let’s go give our clothes to the back bar, and I can teach you the ropes. I’ll stick with you.”

As the nice man stuck with me, I asked him all the excellent questions I needed to get the information for this post.

I asked him:

“Can you hook up at this bar?

Are people friendly?

What if I wanted to suck dick in plain view? Will I get thrown out?“

He was kind enough to answer them all for me.

“I’m gonna tell you what’s up. Stick with me, kid,” he replied. 

And that’s how it went, so as I walked the walk of shame to the end of the bar, he followed right behind.

Back to the walk of shame

Walking the passageway to the back bar, I come across an open area. 

You could call it a dance floor, but it’s more like a square room with tables where you can mingle with friends.

There’s a bar behind this room and a restroom to your left. This was my final destination- The clothes check.

I should have known this room would be as packed as the rest. 

You have to weave in and out of the crowds. I tried being civil and making eye contact instead of directly looking at their manly parts. 

You know it’s effortless to look down and be like, oh wow, hey, let me shake your hand, but really, I want to grab a different appendage. 

I submitted my clothes to the bar and decided to order a drink.

The bartender informs me that drinks are at the other bar, located at the front end of Bears Bar.

I went back to the front of the bar, which meant I had to do the walk of shame all over again.

And Then I Got Answers to My Questions

The older gentleman answered all my questions.

“You’ll notice…” he started. “…That there are a lot of guys making out. That’s okay. Nothin’ wrong with that.

You can also grab as you wish. Everyone is okay with it. And if they’re not interested, they’ll move your hand away slightly but politely to avoid offending you.

Every so often, you’ll notice someone on their knees pleasuring a guy. It’s okay, nothin’ wrong with that.

Just watch and see.“

So then I asked him, point blank: What if I wanted to suck dick in plain view? Will I get thrown out?

“You can do it if you want. Nothin’ wrong with that. But if you’re shy, we can take it to the restroom and start there.”

I supposed I didn’t realize he was sticking with me because he was being flirty. So now it was his turn to ask me a lot of questions.

To flirt with me, he asks, “What are you into? If you’re shy and want to take this to the restroom to better understand the answers to your questions, let me know. Are you sexual in nature? You tell me, and we can do what you want.”

Even though I wasn’t into him sexually, I answered his questions honestly and was grateful he showed me the ropes.

As we continued chatting, he tells me,” Naked night is once a month. It can get really fun. If you want to suck my dick in front of the bar… nothin’ wrong with that. Some guys like to watch.”

I did not take him up on his offer.

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The Men at Bears Bar Madrid

The one thing I love about bear bars is their inclusiveness of all body types, ages, ethnicities, and hairiness.

I find bear bars to be very fun, attractive, and free from body shaming others. 

I’m also attracted to hairy men, and usually, hairy men consider themselves bears, whether or not they’re heavy-set men or not. So, finding my type is easy at a bear bar. 

So it was no surprise that I discovered a wide array of ages from 20s to 60s

There were various body types from Twinkie to hairy, to very heavy set and hairy, and the ones who love them.

Today’s patrons were primarily locals, some tourists from around Europe, and a few tourists from America.

Everybody was very friendly wanting to make friends, but most importantly, no one was pretentious. People had a smile on their faces and were ready to chat you up.

The Naked and Dirty

As I made friends and looked around, I noticed people freely grabbing men’s cocks as they chatted with them.

Many men grabbed their own as they talked to others. Slowly stroking it to make theirs hard.

Many guys couldn’t contain themselves and freely walked around with a boner.

Others made out, sticking their tongues down the throats of their suiters. Starting out naked meant it’s easier to rub your hard-ons while you make out.

“Let me taste it,” I heard one guy beside me ask the other. He drops to his knees and slurps on his hard rod for a good five minutes. 

Across the room, I can see a tall guy pinning a cub against the wall and plowing him until another guy joins. They both take turns on the small cub and give everyone a good show.

“See, “said my older friend, “Nothin’ wrong with that. It happens.”

I couldn’t tell if the cub was bred by one or both men. I don’t even know if they finished playing. The place was too full and too loud to tell. But it was a great show.

And other smaller pairs and groups would break off to start a show as the night went on.

One thing I can tell you for sure is that there were A LOT of very handsome men at this place.

And then, like a light switch, I was really horny! So, I decided to get the party started. Get the horny details in the gay Madrid travel guide.

Let me break it down for you:

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Bears Bar, especially their naked night, is incredibly fun. If you’re in town when they have it, do yourself a favor and go.

Make friends. Have fun and suck dick.

The Bears Bar naked party happens once a month, usually in the middle of the month.

Check their Instagram because that’s where they post info. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have known.

I recommend the Bear Bar’s naked party 100%!

Apart from the friendly nature of the bar, having a dick you can play with is a mighty fine thing. It’s not a massive orgy. It’s more of a friendly place. But can you suck many guys at once? I can tell you from experience you can!

Website: http://www.bearsbar.net/index.html

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bearsbarmadrid

Location: C. de Pelayo, 4, 28004 Chueca, Madrid, Spain