We’ve all heard the rumors about Axel Hotel Berlin, and I wanted to find out how true it all is.

I’ve seen OnlyFan’s videos of cum dumps and signs that say “Please Disturb,” allowing anonymous strangers to enter your room as you wish. But is this all fake? Or is Alex Hotel Berlin cruising something that’s unique to this property?

I booked the Axel Hotel Berlin to see if it’s a nice hotel. But I’m skeptical of its sexual nature. I’ve been to a few places that harness that sexy male energy that allows men to fuck everywhere, like the Gay Hostel Berlin, and get it right.

So when I arrived, I thought this would be another chic, gay-owned hotel for men, but that’s it. And oh my god, was I wrong.

The Axel Hotel Berlin is the best decision I made and if you’re considering booking it, do it!

But let’s get into the review of the hotel, and then I’ll give you some of that dirty talk you came here for. 

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Axel Hotel Berlin Review

Now for the hotel review portion of the post. If you want the juicy details, scroll down to the section called Axel Hotel Berlin Cruising & What to Expect.

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Check-In

I find checking into a hotel painful. I just want a key, and that’s it. But checking into the Axel Hotel Berlin wasn’t too bad. It lasted about 15 minutes which is kind of a record. 

It helped that there was no line, and I had already left my bags earlier. But the concierge was polite and attentive. He gave me my room key and stated that the spa is on the 6th floor. Open from 10 am to 1 in the morning. 

Excited to explore, we wrap up, and I take my bags to my room. 

The Axel Hotel Berlin is one of those hotels where you need a key for the elevator and every door, including the stairs. 

So I use it for the elevator, but once I get to my room, it doesn’t work. I try a few times before giving up and going back down. 

I tell the concierge the issue. He looks at his computer and says, “here’s an upgrade. On the house,” and hands me a different key card. 

The walls of the hotel are painted black. And the hallways have minimally dim light. So it’s hard to see where you’re going. 

Not to mention the floor-to-ceiling mirrors in the hallways almost make it seem like a “fun house.”

But regardless, I make it to my room. Even with this hiccup, I’m excited to be here. 

I am waiting for the day when all check-ins have app keys. 

Room

The room was cute yet basic. Especially since I’d just left an Airbnb that was bare bones, this was a nice upgrade. 

The bed was a full (in terms of American sizes). The sheets were thick and lush. They had plenty of pillows and reading lights. 

The mini fridge was stocked with drinks like water, coke, and red bull (not free, though.)

Although they didn’t have a coffee pot or tea kettle, I’m not sure if that’s remnants of covid or not. But I thought it was odd. 

The sink was cute. It was itemized with your soaps, shampoos, body wash, and conditioner. It also had two large towels and two face towels underneath the sink. 

The toilet stall was right passed the sink. It was a tight fit but good enough. 

The shower was so cute but too dark. It had one dim light, black walls, and a red glass wall into the bedroom. Nice and sexy. Unless you’re there with a non-romantic friend, then it can be a bit awkward. 

The shower at the Axel Hotel Berlin was a little complex for me. 

It contained a rain shower head and a handheld shower. Pretty typical, right?

But then it had a foot spray and four other shower heads. 

The on switches were like, “turn this way, then that way, then push this to heat, turn this lever to keep it cold.” It was like piloting a plane, haha. 

Well, once you figure out the showerhead part, it’s pretty simple. 

But I enjoyed the room. It was just what I needed. 

Amenities

A hotel like the Axel Hotel Berlin doesn’t come without proper amenities, which is great because the price per night is so reasonable. I paid $108 per night. Not bad. You also get a small discount if you book directly with them and not on Booking, for example. 

Spa

The spa consisted of an entire floor of amenities. It was a lockerroom style floor with a row of chaise lounges. 

It had a few showers near the center of the spa. 

I love a nice sauna/steam room. And the Axel had a steam room big enough for four and a dry sauna also big enough for about five people at one end.

It also came equipped with lockers to put your belongings and a private shower next to that. Well semi-private. It has a clear glass door. 

To the far end, you had a jacuzzi which was outside. It’s always great to chill inside a hot jacuzzi when it’s chilly out. 

I didn’t take pictures of the jacuzzi because when I went, there were a couple of guys in there, and I didn’t want them to think I was taking pictures of them. 

You can also get a massage here, even if you’re not a guest. And if you get one and you’re not staying here, they let you use the spa for as long as you want afterward. 

Gym

The gym is on the same floor as the spa. It has everything you need. It has everything from free weights to workout machines, bench press equipment, treadmills, you name it. 

There was always someone working out here. However, I don’t know how you could concentrate because the spa (which shares the floor w the gym) is clothing optional. And literally, everyone walked around naked. 

Axel Hotel Berlin Cruising & What to Expect

I admit I was initially skeptical about going into this hotel. I didn’t know what to expect. 

I came to the spa to take pictures for this post around 3 pm, and the only two guys in the jacuzzi were far apart and not even talking to one another. It gave me the impression that people are standoffish or this place doesn’t have a good “hook-up” atmosphere.

But I was so wrong about that.

My uninformed self returned later, around 6 pm. I went in my speedos because I wasn’t sure what to wear.

However, as I started to undress, I noticed guys blatantly cruising me. And everyone was naked. Walking around naked, dicks as hard as a rock. Pointing towards the sky, ready and willing.

I took a breath and took a quick shower. As if I were getting ready for the pool and decided to get rid of my speedos. I, too, wanted to be naked.

I walked towards the jacuzzi, but there was a few guys in the jacuzzi. I didn’t want to interrupt, so I went straight for the steam room.

There was one guy, naked, inside with me. I’m usually very nervous at first because I don’t know the cruising etiquette. Some guys like to barge in. I’m not like that.

I walked out of the steam room and into the jacuzzi now that the guys were settled. There was one more guy soaking in the hot tub.

Now, the five of us just sat, but it became clear that the twink wanted me to join. He kept rubbing his leg against my inner thigh. I think he wanted everyone to take turns on him. But if you know me, then you know I’m a bottom, and this will not happen.

Then he turns to his partner and says in Spanish, “I think everyone in this jacuzzi is a bottom.”

So he leaves and can’t find his towel. Looks at mine and says, “I’ll just get this one.”

I tell him it’s mine, and he doesn’t seem to care. So now I am towelless and naked.

The gym and spa did not have extra towels on hand at the time. So I had to improvise and drip dry when I was done with my time there.

I soaked in the jacuzzi with a couple of hot men. After all of them left to lounge, one sexy Polish guy came in. He was bald with a beard. His muscular body sported a few nice tattoos.

We tried to make conversation, but he didn’t speak English, and I don’t speak Polish. But then I noticed he was trying to flirt with me, and I knew how to speak that language.

So I worked my native tongue the way I know best and thanked the heavens for throwing a bone my way. This just wet my appetite to come back. I will make a plan to return later tonight.

As I went to shower, a hunky stud followed me into the shower area and blatantly asked me if I would help him out.

As I got dressed, other guys came in, got undressed, and right away bent over and spread their legs and let anyone come in as they pleased. They threw themselves at everyone like there was no tomorrow.

Axel Hotel Berlin cruising is as blatant or as easy as you want to make it.

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Later that evening

After dinner, I decided to shower and head back to the spa. After all, I should take advantage of this. It’s not every day you’re in a hotel where the men are as free as oxygen.

So I went. I placed my clothes in a locker and said hi to the hot Polish guy lounging as I walked to the steam room.

He followed me in, and it quickly became apparent that he needed someone to help him unload and what kind of person I would be to refuse.

Afterwards, I walked into the jacuzzi. There was a beautiful blond bearded stud sitting alone. 

His legs were thicker than my head. His arms are big, and his chest is well-built. His tattoos outlined his body perfectly.

The Polish guy walks in a few minutes later, and the both of them spark a conversation. I didn’t realize they knew each other.

After trying to communicate with each of them, it became clear that they were both Polish. And at one point, they said something to each other in Spanish. And I asked them if they spoke Spanish.

They did. Neither spoke English, but they were decent in Spanish. And since I also speak Spanish, we were now able to communicate.

After a while, several studs walked into the jacuzzi, about five of them. All ready. And let me just say, five guys is not as easy as you think.

Luckily, a few of them were verse tops and decided to help me out. I always welcome help.

It became a whirlwind of beautiful men who all wanted to have a good night. 

It was a sweaty rendezvous, and I was glad to be part of it.

I watched near the end as one guy volunteered to be the group’s bottom. They held his mouth open while the rest surrounded him in an attempt to finish.

After a couple of hours, I realized these men could probably go on forever. And since I had an early morning the next day, I decided to give in for the night.

It was the best time I’ve had in a hotel in a long time. This is the type of cruising you’ll find at the Axel Hotel Berlin. But for the explicit details, you’ll have to get my Berlin travel guide.

And I’m not lying when I say it’s probably the best decision you’re about to make.

I would book this hotel again in a heartbeat.

Please Disturb

I don’t think you can use this sign to allow anyone from the outside into your hotel room. Considering you need a key for all stairwells and elevators, how will anyone get into your room if you place an ad on Grindr or Scruff? 

However, I’m sure it can lure men on your specific floor.

So on this front, I think having a cum dump fantasy in your hotel room is all hype. But if you’ve managed to do it, let me know. 

The Type of Men at Axel Hotel Berlin

The men here ranged in terms of body type and age. I saw several young guys in their 20s, but most were 30s and up. 

I saw several older daddy-types who enjoyed the venue as well.

The majority of the men were European. There was a touch of everything, though. As a person of color, I look for people of color. There were a couple, not many but a few. 

I even saw a couple of Asian men playing. 

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised, considering Axel is a Spanish chain, but there were a lot of Spanish men.

Let’s break it down:

I paid 108 Euros per night. I got a small discount for booking directly through their website.

The rooms are basic but great and the color scheme is great. 

I don’t think the Please Disturb sign works for anyone outside of the hotel, considering you need a key for every door, elevators, and stairwells.

The spa is fantastic. Men walk around naked, and the cruising vibe is EXCELLENT! Axel Hotel Berlin cruising is some of the best I’ve seen in a hotel in a long time.

If you’re thinking of booking this hotel, don’t hesitate! Do it! Even if you do it for a night or two just to experience it. You won’t regret it.

I recommend this hotel 100%!

Here’s their website just in case: https://www.axelhotels.com/en/axel-hotel-berlin/hotel.html

My updated Gay Berlin Guide has detailed stories of what else happened and how it all went down. The guide is now out; get it here.