A sex club in Madrid centered around a boxing ring? What?!?!? Let’s go check it out.

Tonight I went to the Ring. I’ve heard people say the Ring is like LabOratory in Berlin, so this will be interesting to compare.

I went, and I discovered, and I observed, and I played. I want to tell you all the juicy details.

How does this compare to the LabOratory? How does it compare to Firewood and other venues in Madrid? What are the demographics? Should you go? And if you will, in fact, get lucky?

The Ring Madrid Review, a Raunchy Sex Club in the City

Like many gay bars in Madrid, the door to the Ring is just one small door. It’s black with a small sign. It’s barely visible.

So you walk up to the door and push it open. There’s no need to ring the doorbell.

Upon entering, you walk up to a small window, and if it’s your first time like mine, you’ll have to go through a few extra steps.

For the First-Timers

The Ring is considered a private gentlemen’s club. Everybody must fill out a membership form. They ask for any type of ID. I gave them my California driver’s license.

The form is basic. It asks for name, e-mail, phone number, today’s date, and signature. However, the clerk asked for my license to verify the information and jot my information down. Therefore, I wouldn’t take a passport. Take a license. You don’t want to risk losing your passport by accident.

It’s 15 euros to enter. It gives you one free drink and the key to a locker.

Once you’re all set, you walk through the next set of doors into the bar area and locker room.

This is where you’ll get change.

The Mandatory Dress Code

The Ring private club in Madrid requires you to be 100% naked, have fetish gear on, like harnesses or a jockstrap, or have underwear on. These are the only acceptable dress codes.

Good to Know

So I walked in and got my jockstrap and knee-high soccer socks.

Whenever I come to a new place, I always come prepared, so I bring a little bottle of lube to put in my sock.

To get to the play areas, you must go back towards the entrance, down a set of stairs, and through a security guard.

However, the security by the stairs saw my sock and asked me to show him what I had. I showed him my bottle of lube and told him it was my first time here.

He informs me that they have lube pumps all over the facilities. You are not allowed to bring your own lube or other items.

So he asked me to pull down both socks in case I had anything else hidden in there.

I placed the lube back in my locker room and returned to the play area.

The Ring Private Club Facilities

As you descend the stairs and land, the first thing you see on your left is a set of restrooms. The restroom also has a golden shower room.

Come here with your lover if this is what you’re interested in.

As you walk down a dark corridor, you’ll see several doors open to your left. One door leads to the darker maze. Another leads to a dark sling room resembling a giant cage. Eventually, you reach the boxing ring.

The boxing ring is pretty cool, and I’m not sure if people use it for fucking because I didn’t see anybody using it, but it is a good addition and another area for you to get it on.

From here, you have two options: you can go left, or you can go right.

Let’s go left first.

The Maze and the Playrooms at The Ring Madrid

If you go left at the Ring, you’ll see several stations. One has a bench press that you can use as a fuck station. 

The next one over is a simple bench with a leather mat. 

Each of these has camouflage curtains that are see-through but provide some privacy, although anybody can walk in there and observe what you’re doing, so if you’re looking for privacy, this is probably not the space for it.

If you continue past this, you’ll get to two private rooms with doors like jail cells.

The maze

From here, you can make another left and walk into a maze. The maze is made out of chain-linked fences and barracks military-style curtains, but it is a maze in the sense that some places are dead ends. 

Some places are small, while other passageways are longer and more open. At the center of the maze, there’s a sling. 

Men come here and use the maze all night. It was my favorite spot. 

When I first walked in here, I couldn’t see a thing, and I had to stretch out my hand and ensure I didn’t accidentally trip on anybody. Eventually, I reached a wider area and got stuck because all the men just gravitated towards me, wanting some action. But it is so dark in here.

The darkest darkroom

Once you make your way through the maze, you’ll find the entrance to the darkest darkroom in The Ring.

It has absolutely no light. Any light coming in is because of the people walking in and out of the other rooms, which have minimal light to begin with.

I don’t know if your eyes fully adjust to this room, although some people recognized me. And I only know this because when I was changing to leave, this guy came up to me and said, “Oh, you’re ready to leave already?” Like he knew me. 

This room is also very busy. And you can find many men to play with.

Let’s go back to the Boxing Ring

You could turn right at the boxing ring. This leads you to a couple of benches, a cage, a room full of glory holes, and another room with something similar to a boxing ring, but it’s just an elevated platform.

All of these rooms have light in them. You can see everybody’s face very clearly. The room with the modified boxing ring, as I am now calling it, is another room that is constantly in use.

The men come here to get fucked all night long.

Stop here to watch the endless show of men unfold before you.

A few things you should know

This place resembles LabOratory in Berlin. Although LabOratory is gigantic compared to this place, it is bigger than most places I’ve seen in Madrid.

This place is gritty, it is grimy, it’s a little dirty, and it smells a little funky. But in all honesty, it adds to the sexual atmosphere.

I am not complaining. I just want to inform you that if you don’t like the smell of musty man, piss, sweaty cock, balls, or saliva, you won’t like this place because it smells like all of the above, including anal play.

At one point, I got on my knees, and I didn’t know if I was kneeling in piss or water or douche water or cum or saliva, but my socks and shoes eventually got soaked through. Even though I was on my knees, I was slipping through the gunk. It was so gross.

I tried not to touch the floor with my hands, but at one point, my shoelaces became untied. My shoelaces were soaked through, so I had to run to the restroom and wash my hands before I put anything else in my mouth.

The Men at The Ring Madrid

Just like in the LabOratory in Berlin, the men that come here are gorgeous. 

I don’t know if this is a European thing, but every man in this club was 8 inches or more. Perhaps it attracts big dick men. But I was in shock.

Not only does it attract big dick men, but 90% of the people had a six-pack, beautiful chests and handsome faces.

There were a lot of tourists here, too, and the only reason I know that is because when you’re here for the first time, you fill out a form. When I left, everybody in the room was filling out that form. Therefore, tourists were coming here to get it on with the locals.

There were a lot of Latin guys and Afro-Latinos. It was a good mix.

The ages also ranged from 30s to 60s. The majority of the guys are in their 30s, though. I’m still in my 30s, so it was nice to play with guys my age, but I also like daddies, and there was a fair amount of daddies, too.

There weren’t a lot of bears here. There were a couple, but this place doesn’t strike me as a bear space. 

Although there were many fit, in-shape men here tonight, some men were heavier set, but that didn’t take away from their inability to play.

With all the tourists and all the non-Spaniards here, I noticed a difference in the cruising.

People roam around a little bit more than in other cruise places, like Firewood, for example.

Many of the ripped guys only wanted to play with other ripped guys. 

Now, there’s one thing you should know about me: I am not ripped. I do not have a six-pack. So, needless to say, these men did not want to play with me.

Here, the men felt pickier, but even so, you can still get as much as you want and leave satisfied. It’s just a different place with a different vibe.

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Cruising and How It All Goes Down

You have your choice of basically three rooms to get it on. You have:

• A) the maze,
• B) the darkest dark room,
• or C) the modified boxing ring.

The maze was the easiest place to get it on.

When I first arrived, I decided to take a look around, but I got stuck in the maze for a while. The men piled up, and they all wanted some slurping action. I even got a couple of loads from it.

You’ll watch many men on their knees blowing multiple guys. 

A section of the maze right next to the sling has a small bench. Many men use this bench to bend over and get filled by the massive cocks who come to this club.

Cruising in the darkroom

The darkroom was not busy early in the night, but as the night progressed, the busier it got.

This room eventually filled up with guys getting in on all over the place, and some guys just wanted a mouth for a little bit and moved on to the next month, but it was basically a buffet of all the men you could taste.

Cruising in the modified boxing ring

The modified boxing ring was fascinating because, here, some of the men used the platform for fucking. 

Many of the guys standing up would get blown. Others watched and jacked off to others get sucked. But it almost felt like people in this room were a little apprehensive about playing with others. Regardless, make your move, and you might get some in here.

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Let’s break it down

Put The Ring in Madrid on your list to try. But if you want more details on cruising and what to expect, the best time to go, and tips on how to get the most cock out of your night, download my Madrid travel guide on Etsy. It’s a downloadable digital guide.

The Ring accepts cash and cards.

It’s 15 Euros at the door. This gives you a drink voucher and a locker.

Firstcomers must fill out a membership form and take ID (driver’s license, etc.)

Is this a good place to get it on? Yes. Come here when it’s busy and get it on until you are satisfied.

Website: https://theringprivate.com/