Gay Madrid changes often, like all big cities. As of this writing, the venue, .H (period capital H), is about six months old. And, we want fun, gay cruise bars like this to stick around, so I’m writing this review in hopes that you, reading this, will check it out and give them your love, support, and hot man lovin’.

While I was there, I chatted with the owner, who is a firm believer that gay bars, gay sex, and LGBTQ+ establishments are a way to fight the anti-gay and the fascists who aim to rid themselves of all things queer. So let’s join the resistance, spread the love, and keep it gay as fuck!

Now, Let’s Review this Joint

I’m always excited about a new venue, especially a gay clothing-optional space. So I want to let you know what this place is like and what it offers.

The place is small. It has about five rooms with different installations for you to enjoy. Even though it’s small, it has everything you need for a sexy night.

You enter by pressing the buzzer near the intercom and heading down the stairs.

You pay your entrance fee at the check-in desk, and you are given a locker room. The entrance fee is different every day, depending on the party.

Tip: You must be a member of the place. Sign up upon arrival, and you’re set.

Once you pay, it’s up to you to get as naked as you want. I usually opt for a jockstrap. Unless their dress code explicitly states that it’s 100% nude. Otherwise, it’s up to you.

And let me tell you, most guys are there to show off. I can tell you from experience that many of the men who come here are XXL, are proud of it, and want you to see it.

The Spaces

.H has everything you need. And believe me, all the spaces are always in use.

The Red Couch

After you place your things in the locker room, you walk into a living room-like space. It’s a large room with a big red couch. Most guys use this for lounging, taking breaks, or sometimes, getting sucked on.

The Bar Room

The main common area is the bar room. It’s an ample, with bar stools, seating, and a large seat near the back with lights.

That’s the smoking area near the back, although you can smoke anywhere.

It is decorated with fun graffiti and “pig” slurs, which make the place seem “seedy.” It adds to the atmosphere.

The venue is not entirely dark. There is a dim red light throughout. And even though it’s not dark, the men here are not shy about playing.

The Boudoir

To the right of the Red Couch Room, there’s a room filled with a couple of beds for playing, a couch, and a couple of Czeck fuck boxes. The beds always seem occupied, but it’s also the room I’ve spent the least amount of time in.

The Gloryhole Room

This room was my favorite. It consists of three semi-private cubicles and a wall with many glory holes. However, every cubicle also has its own glory hole.

They’ve made good use of all the space in this room, and it’s my personal opinion that this is where all the action mostly happens. But maybe it’s just because I enjoyed this room the most and spent a lot of time here.

This area also has fun “derogatory” graffiti made to put you in the “piggy” mood.

Fun fact: Some men were so thick they couldn’t fit in the glory holes. It was fun to watch them try and eventually find a hole that was yours instead.

The Sling Room

This room is near the back of the place. It’s your basic sling room. It contains one sling, paper towels, a couple of chairs and stools, and a St. Andrews Cross.

There are two restrooms. One private toilet, across the sling room, and some urinals are near the entrance.

This place is well thought out.

The Men at .H are AMAZING & Without Pretension

This place attracts a lot of hot guys. But that’s not even the half of it. 

A lot of these men are big dick hairy studs who just want their poles wet and use your holes until they’ve tasted every hole in the venue.

From an age perspective, they range from their late 20s to their late 60s.

Body types range from very fit to not fit to some bear types. Honestly, there is something for everyone.

This place is not pretentious; there is no one waiting for Mister Perfect. Everyone is respectful of each other, and there’s no bad attitude, either. Everyone just wants to have a good time and enjoy each other’s company.

You can choose to chat with the guys and not participate in anything or get as much action as you want.

Tip: Bring your own lube. Many guys just want to fill your holes even if they don’t have lube themselves. Condoms are available, though.

But I can tell you one thing, most of the men here are DTF now, not 20 minutes after checking everyone out, or even walking around. In other words, if you’re here it’s because you want to get some.

The Hot Parties at this Sexy Gay Madrid Venue

.H knows how to throw a party. They’ve got some fantastic events.

To start with, every day is a different wild theme.

You have blackout days, suck-only days, and orgy days, among others.

A customer favorite is his anonymous double gangbang day. On these days, he invites OnlyFans creators/stars to record in his place, and you are allowed to participate. And wow, the men line up for this. I came on this night, and it was fantastic.

Tip: You can participate, but they will give you a hooded mask if you don’t want to be identified while they record. But if you don’t want the mask, they will only record from the waist down. It’s up to you.

Want to learn just how “piggy” the parties get? I’ll leave all the nasty, dirty, kinky information in my gay Madrid travel guide. My travel guide will provide blow-by-blow stories on how these parties go down and all the juicy details you’re looking for. The Gay Madrid Travel Guide is the perfect guide for any gay man looking for all the inside tips, tricks, and gay venues.

Let’s break it down:

.H in Madrid is fantastic.

Do I recommend this place? 100%. Come here. Even on slow nights, you’re bound to get it on.

Most importantly, this place provides a place that’s free from dating apps, where you can meet locals, make friends, and get it on like no one’s business.

.H is a place we should check out because places like these need to exist for everyone to enjoy.

Location: C. de San Pedro Mártir, 9, bajo, Centro, 28012 Madrid, Spain

Hours:

• Mon-Tues: 6 pm to midnight
• Wed: 6 pm to 1 am
• Thurs: 6 pm to 2 am
• Fri, Sat: 6 pm to 2 pm
• Sun: 6 pm to 3 am

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