Boyberry Madrid Review -A Tops Dream, a Bottoms Nightmare

When Spanish porn star Allen King reviewed Boyberry Madrid, I thought “WOW. I need to check this place out.”

However, I didn’t write a review of BoyBerry Madrid because, to be honest, as a bottom, I didn’t have the greatest time. It seems Boyberry Madrid is filled with bottoms. Not a top in sight ☹️. However, the venue itself is pretty excellent and worth mentioning. 

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Boyberry Madrid is also walking distance to my hostel in La Chueca. So this Friday night, I thought, let’s explore this venue I hear so much about.

On I went to discover this place. I found lots of articles and YouTube videos online that suggest Boyberry Madrid is a great place to hook up. 

I’m nervous. I’m always nervous when I check out a place I’ve never been to before. Its the introvert in me, I guess.

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Arriving at Boyberry Madrid

I get to Boyberry and decide to grab a beer to calm my nerves. The crowd is young. Everyone looks like they’re around 20 to 25 years old or so. 

The guys here are dressed in the latest fashion. They’re hip and colorful. Most are with a group of friends. They seem to be enjoying themselves.

I sip my beer and observe the crowd. I watch as guys enter the darkroom one by one. The darkroom is located past the black curtain near the bar. That’s where it all happens, I imagine. 

The Boyberry Madrid darkroom of decadence?

BoyBerry Madrid Bar

The bar itself is cute. It’s not gigantic but its a nice size. The main bar is “L-shaped.” You have the bartender serving drinks by the front door.

There are seating arrangements near the windows and by the bar.

I finish my beer and decide its time to head to the darkroom.

Passed the Leather Curtains

As soon as I pass the curtains, you are greeted with seven private glory hole rooms. 

Each room has one, two, or three glory holes. Potentially, you could suck three dicks at once.

This is the gloryhole room at Boyberry Madrid gay bar
This is the gloryhole room at Boyberry Madrid gay bar

If you go downstairs, you land in a dark space with a couch and several hidden nooks to play in.

The lights in the whole place are low, almost dark. Some lights are red for ambiance. It’s pretty awesome.

There are a couple of guys sitting on the couch, but each one is on their phone texting. I guess they’re not feeling the crowd tonight? One can’t be too sure.

I walk back upstairs to the glory hole section to see if anyone was playing. However, I realize there’s more to this place, and I need to explore.

They have a dark labyrinth and a full-on fuck-room. This area is an open space (it’s dark) where you can get it on in front of people. It has a leather bed and some leather seating arrangements to play with whoever you want.

The space at Boyberry Madrid is perfect and pretty excellent.

Boyberry Madrid fuck room
Boyberry Madrid fuck room

Boyberry Madrid: Bottoms, bottoms and More Bottoms

If you’re a bottom, BoyBerry Madrid has washrooms to prepare yourself and get bottom ready. That’s a plus if you’re coming from a tourist attraction or maybe just got out of work. So no need to worry. Just douche here. 

At this point, I head up to the glory hole area to see whats going on. I see many other guys looking through the holes. 

Everyone is ready to suck on a giant dick. But no one is sticking theirs through the hole.

I go down to check out the darkroom. The guys on their cell phones are still here, uninterested. I walk into the labyrinth, but everyone is walking around looking for their stallion.

The more I stayed and walked around, the more I realized Boyberry Madrid is filled with bottoms looking for their fantasy top.

There was one top in the whole place. All the bottoms were throwing themselves at him like a pack of vampires ready to suck!

He was having a field day with three bottoms. However, I don’t think he can take on 25 bottoms at once. At least I didn’t think so.

At this point, I decided to grab another beer and wait for the crowd to show up.

I sip it slowly to let time pass by. However, it only got slightly busier. More bottoms showed up as I drink my beer.

After my beer, I went back to the darkroom, but it was the same. Many bottoms were looking for that one top that wasn’t here.

Maybe I was here on an off night. I’ve heard so many awesome things about this place.

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On this last trip to Madrid, I decided to go on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday night to get a real perspective of what playing at Boyberry is like.

I’m delighted to say that my opinion of Boyberry Madrid has changed but how much has it changed? You’ll have to read it all in the new Gay Madrid travel guide. Download it on Etsy today.

Each time I went was around 12:30 a.m. or 1 a.m. and it was bustling each time. There were plenty of men.

But what about all the bottoms? So what happened? Can you get some here? Is it still filled with tons of bottoms who get nowhere with each other?

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Let me break it down for you:

Boyberry Madrid is located at Calle de Valverde, 3, 28004 Madrid, Spain

It appears this venue attracts young bottoms.

If you’re a top, you might have a great time.

So, I decided to head to Organic, a gay leather bar where I had a way better time.

If you’re an interested top and need their website: https://boyberry.com/madrid

They also have one in Barcelona. I need to check that one out. Maybe there are more tops 😉.

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