Attack or attacked? The answer is both. The handsome Spanish men will throw themselves at you. Attack Madrid bar is small but it caters to eager Spanish men who want you. Yes, you!

I checked out Attack Madrid bar but first I looked at their website. Each night has a different theme and if I learned anything about gay bars in Europe is always check their website before going.

Their nights go as follows:

Mondays are Closed

Tuesdays are Cruising nights (Free Dresscode/No Dresscode)

Wednesdays are Pringoso (Dresscode Naked)

Thursdays are Dare Naked (Dresscode Naked)

Fridays are Friday Fuck Fest (No Dresscode)

Saturdays seem to change by week

Sundays are Naked Night (Dresscode Naked)

Attack Madrid Bar Review

The night I went was “No Dresscode” night, which means, wear what you want or don’t. It’s up to you.

I’m nervous even though at this point it’s just a regular gay bar… It’s not too far from Chueca which is great.

I enter and it’s 7 Euros at the door. You get two free beers with the entry fee, whether or not you keep your clothes on or off.

The bartender is great. He’s handsome and polite. I get a Corona and sit at the bar. It’s 11pm and it’s an early night in Madrid. There are about 6 other people besides me.

The place is actually pretty small. The main bar takes up the entire room. If you go past the curtain there’s a sling and a couple of alcoves. It’s dark and dingy. The walls are different shades of black and sometimes the bartender needs a flashlight to find what he needs.

If you decide to take your clothes off, the bartender will give you hangers. Make sure you don’t have loose change in your pants, it will go everywhere. Good luck finding it after that. They’ll keep your clothes behind the bar for safe-keeping.

If you’re planning on keeping your pants on, it’s easy for someone to pull them down, distract you and dig in your pockets. Not that I’m saying it will happen here, but I always like to be cautious.

From here you can do downstairs to the dungeon or down the hall to the smoking patio.

The dungeon is closed, since there’s 6 people here.

There’s no one in the sling room. I head to the smoking lounge. They have a large leather sofa and stools to sit on. I sit and observe.

There are 4 latin men, fully naked smoking, talking. They almost look like thugs. Each one has a shaved head. They’re ripped and muscular.

Two of these guys are making out and the other guy ask if he’s a top or bottom. He says bottom and the other guy stands up, throws his legs in the air, and starts a pounding session. From here on it’s full on porn session with these four guys. One by one the three guys take turns on this bottom. I should mention they all have huge pollas.

I drink my beer and even if you don’t want to watch there’s slapping noises and moaning coming from the couch.

This continues for a while until more people begin showing up. A 4th top is now introduced. They go at it for a while… and I head back to the bar.

Madrid’s gay life is very nonchalant. Each bar offers something different. No one bats an eye. Everyone is here to have fun.

The Dungeon

The dungeon, located in the basement, is dark. It has red lights that give it ambiance. The stairs are steep and it almost looks like a cave. If you go right, there’s several play areas and stools to sit on. There’s a few recesses against the walls, completely dark. You can sit and watch here or you can take a lover and enjoy a bit of privacy.

If you turn left upon landing inside the dungeon, you’ll see a couple more semi-private areas and a larger leather bed.

Many guys are here, sitting, waiting, cruising, making passes at you.

A Crowded House

After this, people began to pour in. Once the crowd comes in, it’s pretty much fair game. All options are open. It’s play or be played.

There’s different types of men that come here. Although it skewed younger. Most of them are Spanish. It seemed I was one of few tourists. 

The Spanish men are handsome. I should say they’re also sweet-talkers. One guy came up to me and we chatted all night. He didn’t seem interested in anything else, but he was very good-looking. He sweet-talked me all night. Telling me how handsome I am. Talked about how beautiful my skin color is. How lush my beard is… It’s an esteem booster, for sure. I was like “keep going… Tell me more!”

As my trip to Madrid continued, people told me, I went on an off night. I was also told Attack Madrid Bar gets packed on weekends. However, I thought it was a great night.

Attack Madrid Bar is a bar you will definitely like. It’s all up to you. The men here are hot and ready to go. You can participate in one-on-one or group play.

Put this one on your list of places you have to see in Madrid.

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Let Me Break It Down For You:

Attack Madrid Bar is a must. I highly recommend it. I went on Tuesday and although it wasn’t packed, everyone was there for fun.

Weekends are the time to go if you’re into a large crowd.

The bar itself is actually pretty small.

They have a large dungeon downstairs.

On Tuesdays, it’s 7 Euros a the door but they give you two beers. I believe there’s also another option if you pay more you can get two cocktails included.

Check out their website at https://www.attack-club.com/en/madrid/

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