My partner thought it would be funny to take me to Campus for my birthday. On we went. I had no idea what I was walking into. This decadent gay strip club is unlike anything I’ve seen before. First off, it’s a strip club for gay men. Therefore, yes, guys get on stage and dance. However, let me break it down some more.
Campus is huge and no one comes for the drinks, although it does have a bar and is also considered to be a gay bar. The center stage is big and there are plenty of tables to choose from.
Grab a decent drink; sit back and enjoy the show.
The Campus Strip Club Dancers
One by one, the dancers come out and start to dance. They come in waves of three and each dancer does three dances. The first time around, the dancers come out wearing something sexy, like a thin muscle shirt and some tight jeans. They pick their own music. I can assure you it’s never Beyoncé, or Rihanna. The first dancer danced to Marilyn Manson. The second dancer picked an obscure song I didn’t know and the third dancer danced to Besame Mucho.
As each one does their solo dance, you realize there’s no booty shaking, there’s no twerking, no one thinks they’re Beyoncé’s back up dancer. It’s just a man, doing a dance to the beat. I’ve never seen men behave so “masculine” in a gay bar.
The second time around, each dancer comes out in their version of less clothes. The first one came out wearing jeans and no shirt. The second dancer was in his underwear and workout shoes. The third dancer wore a jockstrap. Each dancer got a little closer to the audience. The dancers in their underwear made sure to fluff themselves. They were sporting big packages on stage. They did their sexy dance to songs that differed from their first dance.
The third time they come out is a game changer. Each dancer came out sporting their six-pack, their best smile, they’re great tattoos. They were also fully nude. No underwear, just as nature intended. With perfect bodies, they slow danced in front of you sporting raging hard-ons. The people near the stage were close enough to have their faces grazed by the dancers ‘manly members.’ I have never seen anything like this before. It was incredible and yes, very hot!
This is Where it Starts to Get Dirty
You thought that was the best part? Think again! Once the show is over, the dancers head backstage and put their clothes back on. Then, they come out and start roaming the bar, talking to strangers, being friendly, hanging out with you for a bit, asking about your day, etc. As you talk to each dancer you get to know their “personality.”
As one approached my partner, we start talking to him. He begins telling us about his part-time construction job which he likes because it helps with his workouts. He’s a tall French Canadian with a thick French accent. His body is perfect with a great set of arms. He’s relentlessly handsome.
He then moves in for the kill. “Would you like a private dance?” He asked my partner. My partner says “No thanks. But he does, its his birthday. Show him a good time.”
Nervous as all hell he takes me to the private rooms and he tells me a few things. First and foremost, price. Its $20 CAD per song.
We get in a booth and I sit. He takes off his shirt and begins to dance. Getting closer and closer, I start to getting nervous. He then straddles my lap (which means he’s facing me) and unbuckles his belt. I’m trying my hardest to make sure I don’t accidentally move my arm the wrong way and get thrown out for harassment or something. I’ve seen those movies and more importantly I know the rules of the heterosexual strip clubs: NO TOUCHING. Touching gets you thrown out faster than you can say “it was an accident.”
As he unbuckles his belt and takes off his pants and his underwear, his throbbing manhood hits my chest! He takes it in his hand and starts to jack himself off… literally inches from my face!
It’s extremely steamy and enticing. It’s everything you want in a fantasy. He leans into me and says “you want to feel my ‘leche’ all over your face?”
I then put my hand out and say “this is hot and all but my time is up.” At $20 CAD a song, Im at my limit. It’s all about economics, sadly.
He gets off my lap, gets dressed. I pay the guy and I walk back to my seat. As I walked with the stripper he tells me, if you stayed longer I would’ve let you touch!
It was a very interesting and overall exciting experience.
Let me break it down for you:
- All the guys are sexy.
- No cover charge
- They all dance nude on stage.
- Private dances are $20 CAD per song
- You can tell each dancer you only have enough for a certain number of songs, just to be sure.
I’ve never been to a place like this before. I didn’t realize gay strip clubs existed. Is it worth it? Duh! It’s a no-brainer! It’s so amazing and fun. Why do heterosexuals get to have all the fun? Well not in Canada!
I don’t know how many times they update their website, but just in case here you go http://www.campusmtl.com/index-E.html.
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